Observer locker room: Man-U junkies talk big after Carabao win 

After a wait of six years, Manchester United fans had a reason to smile all the way to the bank on Sunday, when their team won the Carabao Cup final. The 2-0 win over Newcastle United marked the end of a long trophy drought, as they swelled in the locker-room…

Mugalu: Ha, the Man-U guys are suddenly on cloud nine.
Vianney: If it were you?
Mugalu: But last year you were abusing us for winning the little trophies.
Vianney: Man-U beat Newcastle 2-0. But for you, it was spot-kicks that decided the game. It is different.

Mugalu: I like the manner in which you shift goalposts.
Vianney: But how have I shifted goalposts?
Mugalu: Last year when Liverpool won, you said it was a worthless cup.
Vianney: That is not me. That was Zziwa.
Zziwa: But really, what is in winning the Carabao Cup?

Bamulanzeki: The Man-U guys are here boasting like they just won the biggest trophy there is.
Kabuye: When Liverpool won it, these guys were the first to rubbish us.
Zziwa: They were right. The Carabao Cup is worth 100k. Did Man-U need that money?
Vianney: If you have the 100k, kindly give it to me.

Zziwa: You see, Vianney enjoys saving face even when he knows there is nothing in the Carabao Cup.
Bamulanzeki: Well, apart from qualifying to play in the Europa Conference League.
Vianney: Let me leave these guys with their nugu…..glory, glory, Man-Utd……
Zziwa: By the way, the moment Arsenal falls to those lows, I will stop supporting it.
Spin: But Vianney, how can you be talking to people who have won nothing.
Mugerwa: For us, we are going for the Premier League.